You know it is Triathlon season when...

These apply to me at least.....whether or not these are normal is anybody's guess....

• You are on a morning run and wonder where the water station is
• Your bathing suit smells like skanky lake water no matter how many times you wash it
  
• You are driving somewhere on a wide, smooth road and all you can think of is 'this would be a great road to ride my bike on'
• When you get in an actual pool to swim laps you are surprised you can see the bottom
• You have worn some kind of workout clothes for at least 7 days straight
• A peanut butter and jelly sandwich has become a daily meal/snack
  
• You drink a gallon of water a day without even noticing
• You have to switch to a clinical deodorant because the normal one just can't keep up and you are tired of stinking at the end of the day
  
• You have had at least one 'half ass' shower. This normally involves wipes, body mist, deodorant and some cold water because you don't have time for a real shower. Yeah, yeah, don't act all grossed out you know you've done it too.