Kiddie Dictionary

The things that my three year old says sometimes are too funny not to write down. I want to be able to remember the cute little things that she did ten years from now when she won't want to speak to me at all because I am 'uncool'.

1. 'Pooter' - Definition 'computer'. Example: "Mommy, where is my 'puter?" (yes, that makes me laugh hysterically every time she says it, very juvenile of me).

2. 'Glubs' - Def. 'gloves'. Ex. "I need my hat and glubs to go outside'

3. 'Boyce' - Def. 'Voice'. Ex. "I am using my inside boyce'

4. 'Snoot snacks' - Def. 'fruit snacks'. Ex. "Mommy, I went pee-pee, I want snoot snacks"

These are just a few words that are very cute when she mispronounces them. Ever since Leah has been born a lot of our conversations revolve around boobs. She is fascinated with the whole breastfeeding/pumping that I do and she likes to breastfeed her own baby as well (see picture). She also thinks that chocolate milk is what comes out of my breasts since that is the kind of milk that she likes. Here is a transcript of a recent conversation:

Morgan: "Mommy, you have big boobies"
Me: "Thank you Morgan"
Morgan: "I have little boobies"
Me: "Yes you do Morgan"
Morgan: "Daddy has boobies too"
Me: "(snickering) Yes, Daddy has boobies too"
Morgan: "Nanna has big boobies and Leah has little boobies"
Me: "That's true"
Morgan: "Milk don't come out of my boobies"
Me: "(holding back laughter) No, milk does not come out of your boobies"

This conversation would have gone on for a lot longer if the phone hadn't rang. I won't even try to describe the conversation that she tried to have with my mom about Daddy's 'pee-pee'.